After nearly reaching 60 years of age, Madonna has said all modern music sounds the same. And that those damn kids should get off her lawn.

What does illegal Muslim immigration in Europe and the annual Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca have in common? Both bring sexual assault against women. Turns out the Hajj has its own #MeToo Mosque movement, documenting the experience of a large number of women who experience sexual assault at the hands of Muslim men during the holy pilgrimage. On a pilgrimage. To a holy place. If sexual assault happens there, why do European politicians think it won’t it happen when they cross their borders illegally?

Michael Cohen taped the President. Omarosa Manigault taped the President. Note to President Trump – for your own protection, hold all future meetings in the Soprano’s basement. (Bathrobe optional.)

After the Unite the Right rally, CNN’s Chris Cuomo defended Antifa’s attacks on the press. Wasn’t this the same network worried that President Trump’s rhetoric would lead to the media being attacked? Oh wait, it only counts when conservatives do the attacking. Silly me.

After yet another tough week in the media, President Trump’s approval has reached 50%. It seems the more the media attack him, the more people support him. If only there was something the media could do to stop his upward trajectory – like, not attack him maybe? Just kidding, as if that will ever happen.