We are almost at the six-month mark of Jennifer Lawrence taking time off to fix America’s democracy and we should congratulate her on all she has accomplished. An improved economy, record low unemployment figures, confidence in small business on the rise, a reduction in job-killing regulations, peaceful negotiations with North Korea, and a new conservative judge about to be appointed to the Supreme Court. Imagine what things will like after her full twelve months? Great work, J-Law. Other’s might doubt you, but I never will.

Facebook Dating is on the way with five gender choices. Cue outrage from sixth gender choice in three, two, one.

CNN ran a headline this week asking if Australia is becoming a more racist country. Why? Is Sarah Jeong moving here?

Turns out this lady, Jessie James Decker, is a country singer; I had no idea when I stumbled upon her photo outraging portions of the internet. While the general medical consensus is a parent shouldn’t drink and breastfeed, people need to calm down. If your parenting skills are so great, why are you ignoring your kid to post online? How about you put your phone down and spend some actual quality time with your kids before you criticize others?