After speaking out against President Trump, Stormy Daniels said that she may never have a normal life again. Normal compared to what? Gang bangs? Bukake parties? Anal fisting? Which says a lot about the U.S. political system. Throughout her entire porn career she was revered for sleeping with countless men and women, but only once she stepped into the political arena did she experienced shame and guilt. It seems porn is less dirty than politics.

Hopefully once things calm down, Stormy, your life can go back to normal – getting double penetrated on a set filled with an entire film crew watching. Just like everyday, regular, normal folk really.