While the Commentariat salivate over potential subpoenas from the Mueller investigation, the real trouble for President Trump is on the home front. It’s clear he paid Stormy Daniels, which means it’s clear he slept with her. Which means it’s clear Melania ain’t sleeping with him anytime soon. Ending up with trashy Stormy Daniels instead of elegant Melania, now that is one of the worst trade deals in history.